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Welcome to my
courtroom.....the only official 'canine on-line' location for legal info from yours
truly, one who is well qualified in legalese....from a dog's point of
view...of course!!!!! Let's face it, as we all know, OUR way is the ONLY
way!!!!! In MY courtroom there is no doubt as to who wins!!!!!

!!!!!Dog property laws!!!!!

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth,
it's mine.
3. If I can take it from
you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little
while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must
never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something
up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like
mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's
mine.
9. If you are playing with
something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes
mine.
10. If it's broken, it's
yours.
